Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
