I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
