Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I heard we made out
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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