Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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