Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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