I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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