i already hear my dad disowning me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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