Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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