so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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