my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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