What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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