If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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