Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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