Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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