she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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