hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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