After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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