FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He better not be in your backpack
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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