Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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