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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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