You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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