He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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