I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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