Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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