How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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