last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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