I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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