absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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