she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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