I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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