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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.

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(407): View more from Florida

No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.

(760): View more from California

Wow.

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(904): View more from Florida

to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning

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(614): View more from Ohio

i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.

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(361): View more from Texas

Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.

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(519): View more from Ontario

True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior

(226): View more from Ontario

Little bit of both

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(727): View more from Florida

Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.

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