I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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