New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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