I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I look better un-naked...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
