Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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