Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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