you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
