That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You've changed since you got that strap on
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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