Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
