Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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