Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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