Reggie can tackle my bush.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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