hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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