note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She needs sedatives and a leash
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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