i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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