Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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