the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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