You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
