she was so not down for the gang bang
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she told me i tasted like america
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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