We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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