just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
