Have you finally orgasmed yet?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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