Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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