i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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