If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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